![]() ![]() ![]() I’m a vegan, and I love this time of year because no one wonders, “Why are you only eating sweet potatoes?” Everyone loves Thanksgiving because it involves not only football but also our real pastimes of overeating, bringing up old issues, and then taking a nap. If claiming ownership of a holiday is a thing, this is the holiday the rest of the country would be trading up to get. And now, in November, we’re extra pretty because it’s Thanksgiving, and where else do you think you’d have a more Thanksgiving-y experience? Reno? Spokane? Stop being so wicked high. (Yes, Utah, they’re mountains.) In the spring, we’ve got spring stuff like green grass and vacating college students. More than that, we’re pretty in every season. Here’s one more reason the rest of the country hates us: We’re pretty. ![]()
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